Hey.My life goal is to eat my body weight in nutella and I have a crush on a fictional character called James Potter. I also write Sherlock fan-fiction but no one needs to know about that.....

 

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

(Source: becausebirds)

britneyspeares:

taylor swift could make a screamo album all in spanish and she’d still be categorized as a country artist

(Source: slutdad)

doopilydo:

GUYS SO ON THE HARRY POTTER WIKI PAGE IT LISTS LILY AS “BRIEFLY WIDOWED.”

YES BRIEFLY WIDOWED WHILE SHE HEARD HER HUSBAND BEING MURDERED DOWNSTAIRS AND THEN FLUNG HERSELF IN FRONT OF HER BABY BOY. BUT BRIEFLY WIDOWED ALL THE SAME.

humoristics:

a guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

people: you're so quiet, like you don't talk

me: I talk, just not to you